Staff

Jonty Martindale

Mental Age: Wait a minute, what's my shoe size..?
Star sign: Sagittarius, but the wrong half is the horse
What's in my DVD player: Fifi and The Flower Tots
What's in my CD player: Illegal bootleg
Daytime job: Bootleggers Odd Job Man Instructor
What's my poison: Fermented apple juice

Penny Millar

Age: 31 (!)
Star sign: Virgo
What's in my DVD player: Kermit : The swamp years
What's in my CD player: Neil Diamond (and I'm not joking!)
Daytime job: International girl of mystery
What's my poison: A very large jack Daniels & coke

Rachel Andrews

Age: 25½
Star sign: Taurus
What's in my DVD player: Boys in Oil - Vols 1,2,3,4,5 xxx
What's in my CD player: Daniel 'o' Donnell does Dallas
Daytime job: Mushy Picker
What's my poison: Stella on I.V. 'Hook it to my veins'

Cheryl Major

Age: 26
Star sign: Gemini
What's in my DVD player: Snail Racing: Greatest Moments
What's in my CD player: Harry Secombe's Greatest Hits (Sacred Songs)
Daytime job: Hungarian tomato growing greenhouse keeper
What's my poison: Opal fruits (made to make you mouth water)

Sophie 'Julie' Andrews

Age: 15
Star sign: Capricorn
What's in my DVD player: My Little Pony
What's in my CD player: Bee Gees - Greatest Shits
Daytime job: Trainee mushroom picker!
What's my poison: E125 and flavourings

Steve Parker

Age: 35
Star sign: Aries
What's in my DVD player: Animal Farm
What's in my CD player: Bay City Rollers - Greatest Hits
Daytime job: Service manager for 'Sex Aid Company'
What's my poison: Guinness

Ross Ireland

Age: 21
Star sign: Aquarius
What's in my DVD player: A steak and kidney pie
What's in my CD player: Fun song factory
Daytime job: Drain rodder
What's my poison: Babycham with a twist

Ken Fletcher

Age: 19
Star sign: Virgo
What's in my DVD player: Paint along with Nancy
What's in my CD player: 100 children's program Theme Tunes
Daytime job: Professional underwear Thief
What's my poison: Lenor

Tracy Fletcher

(Coming soon....)

Age: Not telling
Star sign: Gemini
What's in my DVD player: Telly Tubbie Do Vegas
What's in my CD player: Take That's Greatest Hits
Daytime job: Colonic Irrigation Technician
What's my poison: Anything with alcohol in it

Heather Longstaff

Age: 16 5/8
Star sign: Capricorn
What's in my DVD player: Ultimate Backstreet Boys, Live (with extras!)
What's in my CD player: Bill Bailey & The Comets (Yeah!!)
Daytime job: Hedgehog Herder
What's my poison: Water (the hardstuff)

Andrew (Gibby) Gibson

Age: 30
Star sign: Aries
What's in my DVD player: Finding Nemo
What's in my CD player: Killers, Jack Johnson
Daytime job: Lay about (bed factory)
What's my poison: Tea

Chris Ward

Age: 29
Star sign: Sagittarius
What's in my DVD player: The Adventures of Mickey Mouse
What's in my CD player: Bon Jovi, Bee Gees, Elton John
Daytime job: Ghost buster - who you gonna call...??
What's my poison: Scotch